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Did I tell you all about something very strange that I witnessed the other day?
"The Great Wiener Escape" :cheesy:
Yep! - at my local Holiday Gas Station store by my house.

I was at my local Holiday Gas Station store getting my usual Coffee in the morning on my way to work last week.
I had just got my coffee and I was second in line to pay for my coffee at the checkout counter.
I happen to glance over at the wiener roller oven that cooks and displays the weiners (aka "hot dogs") and sausages for sale.
I noticed something really strange and I had to take a 2nd, and even a 3rd look!
One of the "hot dog" wieners was rising up on end (one end up in the air) off of the hot rollers. :shocked:
A line of folks had formed quickly behind me at the checkout counter.
I started to laugh and exclaimed "It appears that the wieners for the hot dogs are trying to escape!"
As I said that, everyone in the line and in the store turned toward the wiener roller oven with a perplexed look on their faces.
Just as they all were looking, that weiner that was rising up "leaped" over the edge of the wiener roller oven and landed on the floor below - all by itself!
I exclaimed "SEE! I told you!"
Everyone was in tears laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just after that 1st weiner had escaped, a 2nd weiner was starting to rise up on end just like the 1st weiner did.
I said "look, another weiner is escaping, and I think they all are going to try to escape!"
That 2nd weiner also then "leaped" over the edge of the wiener roller oven and landed on the floor - all by itself too, following the 1st weiner over the "wall"! LOL :lol:
By that time the store workers were scrambling to "save" the rest of those wieners from escaping too!
Everyone was laughing so hard we could hardly stand upright! :geek:

I still do not know how those wieners were doing it! :shocked:

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Ah, now that is great! :peace: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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They shouldn't be kept in captivity! :geek:
Eat them as soon as they are caught. :eating:


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I still do not know how those wieners were doing it!

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OK Finally an explanation that makes Sense! :P :shocked: :cheesy:


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